Kenny Smoov's Blog – March 2010 Archive (75)

Things You'll Need To Bring With You

1) Proof of Income

• Last 30 Days Pay Stubs
• Retirement Statements
• Unemployment

2) Valid ID

3) Self Employment - Last 6 months of Bank Statements…

KeKe Wyatt is trying to convince people she's not crazy -- but she's not giving us much to work with.…

I just got word that Atlanta rapper Waka Flocka got into a fist fight in an Atlanta sneaker store yesterday. According to my snitch, an unidentified man walked up to Waka, threatened him, and the two started fighting. Then, according to the streets, someone pulled out a gun and started…

T-L-C's Ronzonda "Chilli" Thomas's V-H-1 reality series What Chilli Wants premieres April 11th. She's inviting fans along on her journey to find love, but she may have her work cut out for her. In a trailer for the show, she says she's looking for a man who's "gorgeous, charming, very sensitive, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and doesn't eat pork." Even Missy Elliott -- one of several celebrities…

You are now looking at a total douche! He has stalled unemployment for everyone for months...just because he COULD! He's on a tirade because no one likes him and he's a Good Ole Boy from Kentucky! It is imperative to know people like Senator Jim Bunning.

The Senate ended a politically charged impasse…

Same-sex marriage will soon be legal in Washington, D-C, thanks largely to the black community. Michael Crawford, of the same-sex union advocacy group D-C for Marriage, tells the…

R&B Singer Usher's new album "Raymond vs. Raymond" may never see the light of day.

I just heard rumblings that Usher's sixth studio album, which is scheduled to be released at the end of the month, may be pushed back indefinitely.

According to my snitch, the execs at…

CELEB QUICKIES

• Model Naomi Campbell allegedly assaulted her chauffer from the backseat as they drove through New York City yesterday. The driver called 9-1-1, and Naomi jumped out of the car and ran away. As of last night, police were looking for the hot-headed model.…

A billboard in Newark, New Jersey for T-I's Akoo jeans is causing a stir. It depicts a black woman tugging down on a man's pants as she's kneeling before him, suggesting the act of oral sex.

James Sawhill, a Rutgers-Newark marketing professor, says, "I'm…

Rapper Guru recently suffered a heat attack and is now apparently in a coma according to former sidekick DJ Premiere. Guru and Premiere were members of Gang Starr

My favorite Female MC, TRINA, is being put on blast by some dude who claims he "HIT IT" and has the pictures to PROVE IT!. He says she has a skin disease and some more ISSSH! You check it out and tell me what you think.

This video is not at work friendly so I won't post it. Email me and I'll send you the…

Rapper Lil Wayne is getting ready to set off for jail tomorrow, on a gun charge. And word is that he's going to have all his loved ones there with him to bid him farewell.

According to a report, he's having all of his baby's mothers and all of his children fly out to New York to say goodbye.

Wow, sounds like a…

With her boyfriend in severe abdominal pain, Sharon Edge called 911 for an ambulance in the early morning hours of Feb. 6. Heavy snow was falling — so heavy it would all but bring the city to a standstill — and Curtis Mitchell…

Anita Baker narrowly escaped jail time last week in a dispute with her ex-husband over royalties. Baker faced a February 24th to sign documents giving court-appointed music contract expert Howard Hertz rights to seek information from the record companies on the amount owed to Walter Bridgforth in their divorce settlement. When the Grammy-winning singer did not sign by the deadline, Detroit's Wayne County Chief Family Court Judge…