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The Show: 10/20 - Final Text Msgs for Mcnair/Coach Fister Put On Notice/THE FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU'LL SEE THIS WEEK!



FINAL TEXT MESSAGES BETWEEN MCNAIR & KAZEMI



In the final days and hours several text messages were sent by the distraught Kazemi to Steve Mcnair. Among them:


“Baby I need to pay the cell phone bills n the hospital.can you transfer 2000 to my acc (sic)”, the text message said.



Then, nine minutes later, she said she may need to go to the hospital because she can hardly breathe.



A few hours later, she told McNair she wanted to pay some bills before she went to work because they were stressing her out. He assured her he had a guy transferring the money.


I just really am not going to put any more into this. More on this in today's Tennessean. Log on to www.tennessean.com




HEALTH CARE NOW



It's Time to Deliver for Tennessee. That's the message health care reform supporters want to get out Tuesday.


Supporters have decided to take part in a national effort Tuesday to make phone calls to congress members urging them to pass health reform soon.


Supporters will also gather Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. on the sidewalk across from the Bicentennial Mall on James Robertson Parkway for a candlelight vigil. The supporters will then form and illuminate a map of Tennessee to symbolize unity in their demand for health care reform that benefits all Tennesseans.




Ya Boy Bud Adams has put Coach Jeff Fisher



Yet as the Titans head into their bye week, Fisher said his first priority is getting his players on track toward their first victory. Job security, he said, is a distant second.


"I am looking to this week and I can't wait to get started tomorrow and working through this week to try and help and improve this football team,'' Fisher said on Monday. "I am not in any kind of survival mode or fearful of my job or concerned about job security whatsoever."


On Sunday the Patriots steamrolled the Titans, 59-0, the worst loss in franchise history. On Sunday night, Titans owner Bud Adams told The Tennessean he wouldn't make a coaching change during the season, but offered no promises about Fisher's future if things don't improve.


"I'll have to make my decision after the season is up,'' Adams said. "Right now we're not doing too well, and that worries me.''


Kenny Says To Bud Adams: YA THINK???




DANIELS REVISITING SELMA



Director Lee Daniels -- whose much-buzzed-about Precious hits theaters November 6th -- is eying the civil rights drama Selma for his next project. The story focuses on the historic march that ended in violence, forcing a famous statement by President Lyndon B. Johnson that ultimately led to the signing of the Civil Rights Act. Daniels tells ComingSoon.net, "It's really Lyndon Johnson's story. Martin Luther King is a part of it, but it's really the arc of a man that starts out as a racist who is forced to look at himself in the mirror and then ultimately side with King. It's really a journey of a white cat and how he sneers at tradition and against [then-Alabama governor] George Wallace, against everybody -- says, 'Uh-uh.'"




KHLOE AND LAMAR SIGN PRE-NUP



Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom can finally get on with their married life.


The couple have reportedly signed their pre-nup agreement -- three weeks after their wedding ceremony. A source tells Radar Online that they will officially file their marriage license this week, but big sister Kim Kardashian claims that Khloe and Lamar's marriage has already been finalized.


Radar Online says Khloe was holding off on signing the pre-nup until she negotiated a few details. In case of a divorce, she was demanding 500-thousand dollars for every year they were married, 25-thousand a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, five-thousand a month for shopping, a thousand for beauty care, and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.











AKON: I'm Easy to Find


Akon isn't buying the claims of that one of his baby's mothers can't serve him with child support papers because she can't find him. Farrah Coleman and her attorney took out an ad in yesterday's L-A Times to serve Akon publicly. But the Grammy-winning musician says his celebrity status makes it easy to find him, telling a T-M-Z cameraman, "You got a hold of me and you ain't even trying. I'm a celebrity. My schedule is on the Internet." Akon says he was unaware that he had been sought by Coleman and her attorney, adding, "It feels like a big game to me. Honestly she's a great girl. I don't think it's her. I think it's the attorney trying to grab some notoriety. [The ad] is not called for. You can just call me directly on my phone."




5 COMPLIMENTS GUYS CRAVE




Complimenting a woman is easy -- tell her she looks beautiful, her dress is gorgeous, her hair is perfect, etc. But when it comes to stroking a guy's ego, what does he really want to hear? From DivineCaroline.com, here are the top 5 things men love to be complimented on:




1. His smile/laugh. By far, the number-one answer. Guys need to know they make you happy and the best way to tell them is saying how funny they are or how much you love their smile.



2. His skills. Focus on a guy's favorite hobby and compliment a specific skill. Not just, "You're so good at bowling," but "Wow, you put such an awesome spin on the ball!"



3. His doubts. Men try to hide their inner fears, but they have as many insecurities as women do. So be a self-esteem coach and compliment him where he needs it most.



4. His dog, car, etc. Men aren't used to compliments, so ease into it -- use an indirect object of flattery. Tell him his dog is cute and he'll take it as a compliment for himself.



5. His sexy body. Let's face it, complimenting a guy on his manly goods is always going to score you a home run.


Kenny Says: Try some of these tonight ladies. See How they work out!!




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This video has some FOUL LANGUAGE! Do not play at WORK (unless you Got It Like That!)


What I want you to notice first is his TOM BROKAW delivery. VERY POLISHED...then the REAL person shows up! All I can say is: "This S#@& right here...is Hilarious!"




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Comment by D. Victoria on October 20, 2009 at 5:37pm
5 Compliments: Ladies they work. I am single but sometimes I admire a guy and say something complimentary and hit the bulleye almost all of the time.

Reporter: WOW....The ghetto really came out on this one
Comment by Barb on October 20, 2009 at 1:46pm
TITANS - Well, he]], what an embarrassment their showing was on sunday. Naw, Jeff Fisher isn't worried, why should he be, but some of the players, now they've got some 'plaining to do :-D Fisher is probably ready to leave anyways, so whateva Mr. Adams decided to do, will be fine.
Comment by Barb on October 20, 2009 at 1:42pm
I'm so effing tired of the McNair ish. My God, can Mechelle and his sons have a reprieve of the situation? We all know Steve, rest his soul, was a whore and he made some poor decisions, but he is gone now and Mechelle and his sons have to deal with the aftermath of this mess. None of this information is going to bring him back. No evidence is going to make his family feel any better. Whatever happened, God is the judge and jury and will decide punishment. 'Jenni, did it!' SO CAN WE DROP THIS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! DANG, ENOUGH!
Comment by Danielle McDowell on October 20, 2009 at 12:54pm
Where is that fake fudge-faced Tom Brokaw from where he can't take the country heat and bugs? What a loser! Wees kuntry neegros don need yu talkin' bout our bugz, gwon bak up to da big haus wit' massa!
Comment by LaTell on October 20, 2009 at 11:11am
STEVE MCNAIR: Tired of that "girlfriend" business! She was a money hongry tramp!

FISHER: You are through!!! Team is only as good as its leadership...KICK ROCKS!!!! He is too stubborn and self righteous, not putting Vince in to prove a point. AND that point would be?????? Well at least we will have a shot at some top picks for next season. Hopefully the fresh blood (coach and players) will revive our team.

KHLOE AND LAMAR ODOM: Why would he sign a pre-nup giving her all that "materialistic crap". He is stupid!!!! He could have found a regular "sistah" that would not have tried to take him to the cleaners...I need more people to read Hill Harper's book: Conversations. THIS RIGHT HERE IS ON MY NERVES!!!!

AKON: He's right the girl is probably listening to her lawyer, but if he knows he has a kid why doesn't he step up to the plate????? BE A REAL DAD!

TV REPORTER: I have watched that several times and laughed my butt off. THAT'S FO' REAL!

5 COMPLIMENTS: no comment!
Comment by Ron Jackson on October 20, 2009 at 8:55am
That Tom Brokaw Brother is funny as HELL!!! LMAO!!! Thanks Kenny! That made my WEEK!!! :)
Comment by Vega Tigarrius on October 20, 2009 at 8:51am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That video is too funny! You know so many of us are like that. We're on when we have to be, but that hood side is right underneath the surface...just dying to come out. Too funny

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