#FML Story of the Day - Transvestites UNITE!!

Everyone has problems, but we guarantee these are worse than yours. Here is today's FML -- short for "f my life."

Sixteen-year-old Rufus Bowman was on the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Cincinnati on July 13th when he approached Joshua Bumpus -- a 6-foot-3, 280-pound transvestite prostitute in a pink halter top and pumps.

Bowman approached Bumpus looking for "action," and the two men went intoman alley to conduct business, but it was all bad from there.

Bowman pulled out a gun, and the two men fought. Bumpus was shot in the arm, but continued fighting -- and won.

Then some of Bumpus' friends (also dressed as women) jumped in and helped beat up Bowman before flagging down Cincinnati Police.

On top of all that, Bowman was sentenced to three years in prison for the incident.