FATHER'S DAY: Lessons For Your Kids

What SHOULD dads teach their sons? What are the essential lessons?

Some possibilities ...

• tie a tie
• change oil and tires
• budget and balance a checkbook
• treat women well
• a solid handshake
• a healthy respect for guns
• basic mechanics -- "lefty loosey, tighty righty"
• what to do when stopped by a cop
• how to calculate a tip
• how to calm an angry person down
• how to drive safely
• save money
• how to identify and avoid crazy women
• make sure to vote
• when you're doing dirty work, like dumping a girlfriend or firing an employee, do it in person -- like a man
   
   
  What is the most important lesson your father ever taught you?