CHARLIE SHEEN: Hits Bottom

Production of the TV show Anger Management has been halted.

Charlie Sheen fractured his nose. His excuse is pretty lame. He forgot which end of his backyard pool was shallow.

Sheen’s rep declared (quote) “Charlie was playing with one of his dogs in the pool and he accidentally dove into the shallow end, thinking it was much deeper. Charlie cut his nose.”

However, another source said what everyone else is thinking (quote) “This sounds like the beginnings of another one of his famous meltdown.” Source: New York Daily News

Indeed, TMZ is reporting this morning that Sheen is being investigating for assaulting his dentist with a knife. The dental technician suspects Charlie was coked out of brain. Probably smoking it from a glass pipe. When she placed a mask over his face to inhale nitrous oxide, he totally flipped out. He eventually pulled a knife, according to his dentist. Source: TMZ

Quickies:

This is the first time Charlie has bloodied his nose from the outside.

How wasted do you have to be to “forget” about the shallow end?

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