Walmart Groper Powerless vs. "Booty"

On Thursday night, an 18-year-old Broward County, Florida, man was arrested for groping a Walmart shopper, and for the cops who arrested him, he thought he had the perfect excuse. "Her booty looked so good," Aaron Morris reportedly noted, "I just couldn't resist touching it."

The Smoking Gun website reports Morris has been charged with "touch or strike/battery," a misdemeanor. He was locked up in lieu of one thousand dollars bail