THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A STRIPPER

Strip clubs can be complicated. It’s a different world in there, with different rules. If you want to enjoy the show, it’s important to stay in line and – at the very least – not offend the dancers, who are just trying to do their jobs.

In order to steer clear of any awkward problems, here’s a rundown of some things you should never say to a stripper:

"Can I get change for this $5?" – She’s a performer, not an ATM.

"What’s your real name?" – If she wants you to know her real name, she’ll tell you.

"You remind me of my sister." – Naw … there’s nothing creepy about that.

"Are those real?" – If you have to ask, you don’t deserve to know. And no, you can’t give 'em a squeeze.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" – What you’re really asking is if you have a chance of something happening after her shift is over. The answer is "no."

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