Today in Good News: Good Weed Stops Cancer

Your parents may tell you smoking pot is bad for you. Now you can tell your parents they are idiots.
A new study by the University of London found that many components of cannabis can be effective anti-cancer agents. WOOT.
Of six cannabinoids studied, each demonstrated anti-cancer properties as effective as those seen in THC. Importantly, they had an increased effect on cancer cells when combined with each other.
That's good to know. It used to be a joke when caught smoking, saying you had glaucoma or something. Now it can be the truth. If you have cancer. Which we hope you don't.