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Comment by Angela Hughes on January 29, 2010 at 9:25am

BOY IF YOU WERE A BOOGER I WOULD PICK YOU FIRST.

Comment by darryl scales on January 27, 2010 at 11:42pm

Just like clint eatwood would say MAKE MY DAY lol but really please!!!!!!

Comment by Pam on January 27, 2010 at 12:35pm

pleazzzzzzzzzzzzz, pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, help me celebrate 15 years of marriage.....what an awesome gift/surprise.......I would love to see SOMMORE.........

Comment by Miss L on January 26, 2010 at 5:44pm

Looking forward to a night of laughter and relaxation! Sommore is one of my favorite"s can't wait to see her...

Comment by Dionna Burns on January 24, 2010 at 1:15am

Love to see the comedy show, I definetely need the laughs right about now.

Comment by barbara dillard on January 22, 2010 at 8:57am

MY JOKE:THE CREATONN OF A PUSSY: SEVEN WISE MEN WITH KNOWLEDGE SO FINE,CREATED A PUSSY TO THEIR DESING.FRIST WAS ABUTHER, WITH SMART WIT,USING A KNIFE,HEGAVE IT A SLIT.SECOND WAS A CARPENTER, STRONGAND BOLD,WITH A HAMMER AND CHISEL,HEGAVE IT A HOLE.THIRD WAS A TAILOR,TALL AND THIN,BY USING RED VELET, HE LINED IT WITHIN.FOURTH WAS A HUNTER, SHORT AND STOUT,WITH A PIECE OFF FOX FUR,HE LINED IT WITHOUT.FIFTH WAS A FISHERMAM, NASTY AS HELL,THREW IN A FISHAND GAVE IT A SMELL.SIXTH WAS A PREACHER, WHOSE MANE WAS McGEE,TOUCHED IT AND BLESSED IT, AND SAID IT COULD PEE.LAST WAS A SAILOR, DIRTY LITTLE RUNT,HE SUCKEDIT, AND FUCKED IT,ANDCALLED IT A CUNT,THE ORIGINATION OF A PUSSY

Comment by Trecie on January 21, 2010 at 11:55am

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Comment by exceedinglyloved on January 20, 2010 at 6:27pm

The other day I said to my 9 year old twin daughters "I bought hamburger buns from the store, can you guess what we are having for dinner?" The youngest quickly started guessing "Sloppy Joe's?" I answered "no". Wanting to be the first to give the correct answer (as usual) she rapidly stated "hamburgers!" Again I answered "no". Then oldest twin walked towards the kitchen looked inside and came back into the living room and said "Crabby Patties." I knew she was trying to be funny. She always makes me laugh. I hope you got the joke, but if not Crabby Patties are what Spongbob prepares at his job in Mr. Crabs Restaruant.

Also, in case you were wondering what I was making for dinner that night it was barbeque shoulder sandwiches (without the coleslaw).

Comment by Antonia Brock on January 20, 2010 at 12:00pm

Got this sent me yesterday via text- "Summer's Eve has a new douche made of marijuana, deodorant, & KFC. Now a (chick)* can stay High, Dry, and Finger-Licking Good." *=substituted word

Comment by angela brooks on January 19, 2010 at 5:10pm

y dont lobster chair, because they are shellfish so dont be shelfish and give me thus tickets Kenny Please.

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