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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH: How many MEN has she slept with before me?? (Part 2 of a Series)
PREFACE: I write this with the knowledge that people are being safe sexually. This blog is not THAT issue. Let's begin...
Fellas, I know we're all tough and hard and don't Give A...What?? But when this topic comes up men get nervous!!
The current woman you're with right now has some secrets and in the words of Jack Nicholson when asked did he order the Code Red - "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
The problem is all men want this perfect angel girlfriend/wife/etc that's sweet, kind, and innocent but with the bedroom skills of a PORN STAR!
We're so happy that she rocks our world and of course all that "STUFF" she does to you...she just started doing those things RIGHT....??? WRONG!
Here's the truth:
She loves you, wants you, and needs you. She IS sweet and kind, but innocent...Ahem (clears throat). Listen dude, there were MEN before you. Maybe not LOTS, but definitely some - don't get all in a tizzy now...she had to pick up a skill or two from somewhere (LMAO). There are men getting MAD right now. You can't handle it can you? Somebody else USED to "tear it up" - Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...OH Nooooo - Oh Yeah!! All jokes aside, when you finish reading this, whatever you do, please don't go asking her for a "Body Count". You know, how many MEN has it been. REALLY??? What if it's MORE than you? Can you handle that?
And here's the other Kiss of Death question: Was he better than ME? For the sake of your sanity please don't EVER ask a woman that. I did, and let me just say, it wasn't a PLEASANT conversation (and my lawyers say I have to stop right there - SMILES -)
Stop asking these questions fellas because there were men before you, they'll be men after YOU, and quite honestly...do you really wanna know???
Now who ordered the CODE RED???
Fellas, I know we're all tough and hard and don't Give A...What?? But when this topic comes up men get nervous!!
The current woman you're with right now has some secrets and in the words of Jack Nicholson when asked did he order the Code Red - "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
The problem is all men want this perfect angel girlfriend/wife/etc that's sweet, kind, and innocent but with the bedroom skills of a PORN STAR!
We're so happy that she rocks our world and of course all that "STUFF" she does to you...she just started doing those things RIGHT....??? WRONG!
Here's the truth:
She loves you, wants you, and needs you. She IS sweet and kind, but innocent...Ahem (clears throat). Listen dude, there were MEN before you. Maybe not LOTS, but definitely some - don't get all in a tizzy now...she had to pick up a skill or two from somewhere (LMAO). There are men getting MAD right now. You can't handle it can you? Somebody else USED to "tear it up" - Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...OH Nooooo - Oh Yeah!! All jokes aside, when you finish reading this, whatever you do, please don't go asking her for a "Body Count". You know, how many MEN has it been. REALLY??? What if it's MORE than you? Can you handle that?
And here's the other Kiss of Death question: Was he better than ME? For the sake of your sanity please don't EVER ask a woman that. I did, and let me just say, it wasn't a PLEASANT conversation (and my lawyers say I have to stop right there - SMILES -)
Stop asking these questions fellas because there were men before you, they'll be men after YOU, and quite honestly...do you really wanna know???
Now who ordered the CODE RED???
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Comment by Bossladytn on August 21, 2009 at 7:17pm
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Real talk....Don't ask the question if you really can't handle the truth.
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Comment by Vega Tigarrius on August 21, 2009 at 10:19am
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Yeah, it definitely takes a certain level of maturity on the man's part to be able to look past those things. As for me I realized if the woman I'm with can look past ALL the crazy, nasty, freaky things I did as a QUE DAWG in college...then I should definitely be able to accept the things that happened in her past. Because every woman that I did anything that popped in my head to do in my past, is now somebody's wife or girl. And that's just life. You have to appreciate the person you have now and look toward the future. Focus on her (especially if all she focuses on is you). Good Morning KOL!
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Comment by Tiffany H. on August 21, 2009 at 9:29am
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now that is DEEP
that's all that i have to say kenny
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