YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER LIL WAYNE!!!

Lil Wayne is a lot of things but apparently not the father of the 16-year-old Dwayne Brown.

We’ve been hearing about Weezy’s alleged love child for years now, after Keotia Watson and son began seeking a paternity test from the rapper. Well, that paternity test finally took place and all it proved is that Wayne’s not the baby daddy. The test reportedly says there is absolutely zero chance Wayne is the dad despite Watson’s claims of a sexual relationship back in 2001. (TMZ)

• SIDE NOTE:  The kid is named after him and everything :-(