Vivica Fox - New TV Show (The Cougar)

Sorry, fellas, Vivica Fox isn’t into being a sugarmama, and she’s laid the game down flat for you punks if you want a chance to tear her backs up before osteoporosis sets in:

Actress VIVICA A. FOX has set a strict age requirement on the young men she dates - because she doesn’t want to become a “sugarmama”.

The 47-year-old Kill Bill star admits she prefers dating younger men and flaunts her skills as an experienced seductress as host of new U.S. TV show The Cougar, in which she helps an older woman find love with a younger man.

But Fox admits her twenty-something suitors are required to be well-established in their professional lives before she agrees to a date - because she doesn’t want to be left with the check.

She says, “You have to realize when they’re 27 and younger, you go from being a ‘cougar’ to a ’sugarmama’ and that’s the number one rule: ‘We don’t do sugarmama’.”

Someone please slip Vivica (and all the other cougars out there stuntin’) an anonymous note to let her know that ain’t a fella this side of the Mason-Dixon line in his twenties trying to wife a 47 year old broad. That’s just a fact, y’all.