Valentine's Day is not about her! It's about HER FRIENDS!

Playa! It's about that time of year again. When the pressure is on for you to PROVE your love for your lady. VALENTINE'S DAY! Flowers, Candy, Cards, Dinners, Hotels, Limos, Stuffed Bears! You better get ready cause it ain't going away and you WILL be required to perform or face the consequences.

The crazy part is that V-Day is not about her. If your lady is level-headed, she's not really tripping on that day. But her girls are. All of them are getting DHL, FED EX, and UPS shipments in and yo ass didn't send in nothing. NOTHING!! It's gonna be some cold nights Feb 14-16th (minimum).

So even if she doesn't seem to care. She does. It doesn't have to be alot. But it better be something. Let her join in with her girls on campus or at the job and shrill about how her BOO got her a bear and candy. It's only $30 dude and you can trust you'll get waaaayyyyy more that $30 worth of appreciation later on!

So go out there and do something nice on V-Day or You'll end up like that bear!!!