The Winner of the 2011 Thirstiest Chick of the Year Award (Yes, Already!!!)

A Chicago woman is facing criminal charges for calling 911 and claiming that her boyfriend was attacking her -- when really she was just looking for a marriage proposal.

When the police arrived, they charged 40-year-old Ana Perez with disorderly conduct. Police captain Ronald Pontecore says, "She called 911 to scare him and have the police for him to marry her."

Unsurprisingly, they're no longer together.