The Show 8-27-09: Steven Spielberg's BLACK SON/Keyshia Cole Label Troubles/Celebrity Speech Impediments

STEVEN SPIELBERG'S BLACK SON...I NEVER KNEW!!!

I never knew that Steven Spielberg had a black child. HEY! What's that loud beeping noise...? Oh, that my Gay-Dar! Is yours going off too???

LABEL TROUBLE FOR KEYSHIA COLE AND CHRIS BROWN

Word is that R-&-B singer Keyshia Cole is having trouble with her record label, Geffen Records. According to our snitch, Keyshia's upset with the amount of money she's getting for her new album. And we're told that she's given them an ultimatum -- either pay up or release her from the label. Ummm, Keyshia, you know we're in a recession, right?

Speaking of record label trouble, we hear that Jive Records has been trying its best to sell Chris Brown's contract and to cut their losses on the embattled R-&-B singer. The label was in deep negotiations with Diddy over at Bad Boy, but that fell through. And now word is that Jive may just end up dropping Chris -- without even getting a penny in return. Damn, I'm sure somebody would be interested in picking up that contract ... maybe Don King ... or how about Vince McMahon?

MICHAEL VICK IS BACK BABY!!!

Michael Vick hit the field for the first time in two seasons last night, appearing in six plays for the Philadelphia Eagles in their preseason tilt against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Vick lined up at quarterback for five plays, going four-for-four for 19 yards as a passer, and once as a receiver. Vick got a standing ovation when he hit the field before the hometown faithful for the first time, while demonstrations against Vick, who was convicted on dogfighting charges, held outside Lincoln Financial Field were lightly attended. The Eagles won the game on a field goal in the final seconds, 33-to-32. A few hours before game time, Vick wrapped up his bankruptcy hearing in Virginia. Vick, who owes creditors 20-million dollars, agreed to a plan that will limit him to living on just 300-thousand dollars a year. Vick won't have to pay any of his salary this year, but will have to liquidate substantial personal assets -- property, cars and boats -- as part of the plan. If successful, Vick should dig his way out of debt in six years, when he'll be 35 and likely approaching the end of his football career.

Some of your favorite stars have Speech Impediments

Sandra Bullock tells us that she got rid of a childhood lisp with speech therapy, and now wishes she hadn't changed herself to conform to the norm. Sandy could have acted with the lisp. Here's a very unofficial list of celebs that have speech impediments...

• Elton John, lisp
  * Harvey Keitel, stutter
  * Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) lisp
  * James Earl Jones, stutter
  * Marilyn Monroe, stutter
  * Sam Neill, stutter
  * Eric Roberts, stutter
  * Julia Roberts, stutter
  * James Stewart, stutter
  * Barbara Walters, lisp
  * Bruce Willis, stutter
  * Tiger Woods, stutter