SURVEY SAYS: 5 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IN FRONT OF YOUR MAN!

CAFEMOM LISTS THE 5 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IN FRONT OF YOUR MAN - Although I know my listeners and YOU GUYS have broken Every One :-)

1.) Poop: Sorry, ladies. I know some of you disagree with me and think the family who poops together stays together, but no. Not me. Not ever. After 12 years with the same man, I can officially say I still don’t even TALK about poop with him. I don’t want to hear about his and I don’t want him to ask him about mine. Better to keep it all private and pretend it doesn’t happen. Some mystery isn’t a bad thing.

2.) Pop a zit: This is just a gross thing and something no one needs to see. I don’t want to see him do it and I sure as hell don’t want him to see me do it. If the bathroom door is locked, you can wait outside, honey!

3.) Pick your nose: I dry heave at the thought. We all know it has to happen sometimes. But just keep that stuff to yourself. No one’s fingers belong in anyone’s noses. The end.

4.) Remove hair: This means everything. I don’t shave, wax, tweeze, or anything else in front of my man. It’s just how I roll.

5.) Cut your toenails: I don’t know why, but this really skeeves me out. I don’t want to see him doing it and I will get my pedicures at the salon FAR from his prying eyes.

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