Say What Blog Report for (03-13-17)

CHRIS BROWN: Cops Want to Talk

Over the past couple years, Chris Brown has become his neighbor’s worst nightmare. Now, the cops are hoping to make an intervention.

TMZ reports that police in the San Fernando Valley have racked up a number of complaints from Breezy’s neighbors, including loud noise, drug use and reckless driving. Cops are hoping to have a sit down to sort things out with Chris.

Talk About It:

The neighbors have plenty of reasons to be mad at Breezy.  

Maybe he should think about moving somewhere the cops don't have him saved in their GPS.

You'd think the fact that he is a father now, he'd be settling down a little. It's not good for a kid to come up in such a chaotic environment.

BREAKUP HAIRCUTS

We've all been guilty of it. We end it with someone ... and we react by radically changing our hair. Here are a few reasons why breakup cuts are good for you:

1. It’s a visual marker of change.

2. It’s a literal symbol of shedding the past.

3. A new 'do makes you feel better, both inside and out.

4. The result is immediate. (Elite Daily)

Talk About It:

What's the most radical thing you've done after a breakup? Was it an appearance overhaul ... or a lifestyle change?

WINE-INFUSED COFFEE IS A REAL THING

In Napa Valley, California, some coffee roasters got together with some winemakers to create wine-infused coffee.

It took Molinari Private Reserve two-and-a-half years to perfect their recipe, but they finally got it and are now selling their “full-bodied” coffee at different wineries and cafes.

The wine-infused coffee won’t get you drunk, but the wine taste is very strong – and supposedly gets stronger as the coffee cools and when you add milk. (Vice)

MARRIED MEN HAVING LESS SEX TODAY THAN 15 YEARS AGO

A new survey has found that married men are having less sex today than they were 15 years ago.

Married guys – and guys in committed relationships – on average, were doing it 16 fewer times per year between 2010 and 2014 than they were between 2000 and 2004. They were also getting busy nine fewer times from 2010 to 2014 compared to 1995 to 1999.

Single men, on the other hand, have enjoyed the same amount of action throughout the two decades.

And, not surprisingly, the frequency declines the older you get. Men in their 20s do the mattress mambo over 80 times a year. After that, it’s all downhill, with the numbers declining by 3.5% percent each year. (Men’s Health)

CHANCE THE RAPPER: Claps Back at Chicago Sun-Times

If you call out Chance the Rapper’s family, expect to get checked.

Wednesday’s Chicago Sun-Times tried to diminish Chano’s $1 million donation to the city’s public schools with a front-page headline, “Child support spat could hurt Chance the Rapper’s Image.” The story brings up an ongoing child support fight and claims new documents are due to be filed this week.

Meanwhile, Chance and his daughter’s mother, Kirsten Gorley, seem to be on good terms. She withdrew initial court filings for a parenting plan back in January and they’ve reportedly been living together. Chance posted a video yesterday (Thursday) that also included Gorley and his young daughter, and debunked the article. He said, “Ya’ll better do ya’ll jobs and stop worrying about how good my family is... Just a friendly reminder -- don’t let anybody get between you and your family.” (HipHopDX)

Say What:

Unfortunately, stories like these -- whether they're good, bad or ugly -- just come with the territory of being a celebrity.

They're just trying to print something controversial to sell papers and get clicks.

Chance has a pretty great reputation and image -- of all the people to try and take down,

Chance really isn't the one. That's like someone writing a hit piece on the Pope or Tom Hanks.

MASTURBATION BILL: Introduced by Texas State Rep

A bill that calls for fining men for masturbating and making them go to counseling before getting a prescription for Viagra has been introduced by a Texas state representative.

Introduced by Democratic state Representative Jessica Farrar, the bill calls for a $100 penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that occur outside of a hospital or a women's vagina. The legislation says that each such incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life."

Also under the bill, which Farrar called "satirical," doctors could refuse to perform vasectomies and colonoscopies or write prescriptions for Viagra. (The Hill)

Talk About It:

Farrar is trying to show the ridiculousness of laws that impact women's health.

In Texas, women who want an abortion have to go through a sonogram and hear a description of the fetus before the procedure is done.

Farrar acknowledges that the bill is funny, but wrote on Facebook, "Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare."