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Pick Up Lines for WOMEN...(It's Time To Flip The Script!!)


10 PICK UP LINES FOR WOMEN TO USE ON MEN

  1. Hi (yeah, sometimes this is all it takes)
  2. Is that a keg in your pants, because I'm trying to tap that.
  3. You've been a bad boy! Now go to my room!
  4. I've been looking for a man with a VCR -- VERY CUTE REAR
  5. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
  6. I may not be WILMA, but I can sure make your bedrock.
  7. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  8. Reach in the back of their shirt and look at the tag and then say: Just what I thought, made in heaven.
  9. Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
  10. My lips won't kiss themselves you know ...

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Comment by Markial T Ribbins on August 14, 2010 at 4:50pm
These are all very hiliarious.
Comment by Vega Tigarrius on August 12, 2010 at 12:33pm
i co-sign #1 only

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