Nooooo...Seriously!!! I Big Wheel For Adults!!!

This is the High Roller, a $600 Big Wheels trike made for adults. It comes with an adjustable seat to accommodate riders from 5'2" to 6'6" and up to 275-lbs. It also comes with a front brake, a bell, tassels, and plastic rear wheels for EXTREME DRIFTING ACTION. Man, I remember riding my Big Wheels so much when I was a kid I wore all the way through the plastic tires, eventually making it unrideable. Then I'd just sit on it in the driveway PRETENDING to ride it. I met some of my best imaginary friends that way.

HINT:  MY Birthday is on Jan 29th!!