Michael Vick Signs a 40 Million Dollar Deal...

Michael Vick signs a $100 Million Dollar ($40 Million) guaranteed deal with the EAGLES!  Not bad for an ex-convict...

However, there are some terms that he must follow.  There are a few things he can't do or say, like:

1)  What up dog?

2)  My Dogs Hurt

3)  Can't Listen To - Atomic Dog, Who Let the Dogs Out, or any song by DMX

4)  Can't eat Hot Dogs of any kind

Congratulations Mike Vick...We still love you dog...I meant...Just forget it!