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J Lo's Looking For An Assistant...Think You Can Cut It?

Jennifer Lopez is looking for an assistant, and has strict guidelines for her new hire:

Must be graceful under pressure, have thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries.
No significant others, pets, or vacations allowed (on call 24/7)
Must be able to change diapers, work on little sleep, and cook if butler is away
Must have food ready for J. Lo and know when when she's hungry (because she won't say it).

The job pays $55-65k, yearly.

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Comment by Mz Lane on August 22, 2010 at 9:38am: 65k? In Nyc? That's no $. Is this a job for an assistant or a nanny?

Comment by Rita Scruggs on August 21, 2010 at 10:27am: This must be a joke, not even a Mexican would take that job!

Comment by harriet bean on August 20, 2010 at 12:43pm: How the hell somebody suppose to know when another person is hungary?.

Comment by Beverly Wallace on August 20, 2010 at 11:45am: Compared to what I do now that job would be a breeze for me LMAO.....But of course the pay would be a hellla lot more.

Comment by Connie McClain on August 20, 2010 at 11:41am: Someone please tell her that slavery really is over. She sure is full of herself!!!!

Comment by Kimberly Miller on August 20, 2010 at 8:01am: Thats some Bull Shiggity.

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