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J Lo's Looking For An Assistant...Think You Can Cut It?
Jennifer Lopez is looking for an assistant, and has strict guidelines for her new hire:
- Must be graceful under pressure, have thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries.
- No significant others, pets, or vacations allowed (on call 24/7)
- Must be able to change diapers, work on little sleep, and cook if butler is away
- Must have food ready for J. Lo and know when when she's hungry (because she won't say it).
The job pays $55-65k, yearly.
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Comment by Mz Lane on August 22, 2010 at 9:38am
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65k? In Nyc? That's no $. Is this a job for an assistant or a nanny?
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This must be a joke, not even a Mexican would take that job!
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Comment by harriet bean on August 20, 2010 at 12:43pm
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How the hell somebody suppose to know when another person is hungary?.
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Comment by Beverly Wallace on August 20, 2010 at 11:45am
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Compared to what I do now that job would be a breeze for me LMAO.....But of course the pay would be a hellla lot more.
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Comment by Connie McClain on August 20, 2010 at 11:41am
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Someone please tell her that slavery really is over. She sure is full of herself!!!!
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Comment by Kimberly Miller on August 20, 2010 at 8:01am
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Thats some Bull Shiggity.
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