Ivanka Trump Is The New Plastic Surgery Standard/Drake Does Numbers - "The Sho" (03-20-17)

BEHOLD THE WORLD’S FIRST LAB-GROWN CHICKEN NUGGET

A technology company in the San Francisco Bay area called Memphis Meats believes they have developed the first lab-grown chicken nugget.

They’re calling it “clean” chicken because it was produced with self-producing cells, without the need to feed, breed, or slaughter animals.

They literally grew the chicken nugget in a Petri dish.

It supposedly tastes great – and is a follow up to a "clean meatball" they grew from cow cells last year. Yum?

POT SMOKERS GET LOWER GRADES IN SCHOOL

According to a new survey – which should surprise no one – pot smokers get lower grades in school.

To be clear, the scientists weren’t able to prove that marijuana makes you less intelligent. Instead, they just found that there was a connection between weed smoking and lower grades. (Daily Mail)

Say What:

Smoking pot may or may not kill brain cells. But, it definitely makes you lazier.

THE IVANKA PLASTIC SURGERY EFFECT

Forget politics ... Ivanka Trump is influencing plastic surgery. Yep, it seems people are spending big bucks to go under the knife ... to look more like the President's daughter.

In a report by USA Today, a number of American plastic surgeons revealed that a large number of patients are coming in, asking to look like Ivanaka Trump.

Dr. Franklin Rose of Houston, Texas, explained, "In my practice, Ivanka is sort of the new style icon for plastic surgery."

According to Dr. Rod Rohrich, a plastic surgeon in Dallas, patients want Ivanka's "great and sculpted, clean facial features, including her high cheekbones and beautiful skin and elegant nose." (Redbook)

KENDALL JENNER: Fires Her Security Guard

Kendall Jenner AMA Photo by Jason Merritt Getty Images
Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Kendall Jenner fired one of her bodyguards.

He’s the fall guy for last week’s jewelry heist at her home. An uninvited guest to Kendall’s party made their way into her private bedroom. Then walked off with about 200-grand worth of her diamonds and a Cartier watch.

TMZ reports the security guard was “posted outside the house.” He allowed the thief to slip in and out undetected. Though it’s widely believed to be an inside job. Somebody she knew stole those jewels from Kendall.

A source told People magazine, “Kendall’s really upset about it. She’s been telling her friends the situation totally sucks.”

LOOK AT ALL THESE RUMORS

Drake fans are showing their loyalty to the 6 God by spamming Meek Mill’s Instagram comments with flower emojis — the symbol that’s being used to represent the new More Life project on social media.

They’re saying that Remy Ma may have violated her probation when she performed “ShETHER” in public — dispite copyright rules probating her from doing so. It’s unclear whether Nicki Minaj or her label plan on taking action, but if they do, it could mean trouble since copyright violations are considered a criminal offense.

There are a lot of rumors swirling around about Dej Loaf. We’re hearing that she and a guy named Marlon have a sextape that might leak in the next few days. The other Dej Loaf rumor going around is that she’s expecting a baby with her new boo.

Rock 'n' roll legend CHUCK BERRY passed away on Saturday afternoon at his home in Missouri. He was 90. He'd been found unresponsive, and when the EMTs arrived, they were unable to revive him.

According to Chuck's family, his health had deteriorated recently, but he spent his last days at home surrounded by his family and friends. Chuck was one of the pioneers of rock music, and is best known for the songs "Maybellene", "Roll Over Beethoven", "Rock and Roll Music", "Sweet Little Sixteen", "Johnny B. Goode". He was among the first musicians to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when it opened in 1986. "Rolling Stone" ranked him fifth on a list of the '100 Greatest Artists of All-Time,' and they also ranked him seventh on a list of the '100 Greatest Guitarists.'