Imagine If You Tried To "SUE Your Mom" when you were young...SMH!

Two ungrateful brats sue their mom for allegedly committing such egregious offenses as giving them birthday cards that didn't include cash or checks in them, forcing them to wear their safety belts, and refusing to take them to car shows. Oh yeah, she also failed to serve as a human ATM to her offspring. The horrors! What kind of lawyer would take on such a case, you ask? The answer is ... their father. Nice. Luckily, a judge in Illinois told the "adult" children where they could stick their lawsuit (hint: it wasn't in court). Normally, we find frivolous lawsuits annoying, but in this case, we'd love to see the mom counter-sue the kids for being colossal disappointments.