If A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words...Then....WOW!!

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Comment by MinardAbernathy on May 27, 2011 at 7:43pm

Ms Hume if that is you why. you to pretty for this.

Comment by MinardAbernathy on May 27, 2011 at 7:42pm

Vega you need help and I believe you not all there so your best bet is to see living people the reason you see dead people cause you gone mess with the right one baby and you will be lying next to dead people.

Comment by Vega Tigarrius on May 26, 2011 at 11:14pm

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...

Comment by deena braxton on May 25, 2011 at 11:51pm

WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?????? girl it was toooooo many long island iced tea's

Comment by Loretta Landers on May 25, 2011 at 10:28pm

OOP there goes my head

Comment by Phillicia Humes on May 25, 2011 at 3:29pm

So, when I got to work Monday morning all my co-workers wanted to know how my nose got broken and why I had two black eyes and this is what I told them:

See, what had happened was this: Me and my girls went to club cause Kenny Smooth was going to be there deejayin’ and we already knew there was a party to be had.

My girls knew I needed to get out cause my baby daddy been tripping lately with the child support, so money’s been tight. I ain’t been able to buy me nor my baby nothing new in about six months cause his trifling butt won’t keep a job. So when the IRS took his income tax from the three and a half months that he worked last year, I was set! I told my girls the night was on me! I’d just gotten my paycheck and now I had some extra money from Uncle Sam! It’s on!

I went to Fashion Cents and got me an outfit, stopped by Shoe Show and got me some heels, saw my girl Sihcada, got my hair hooked up, quick weave styled and it was tight if I say so myself. I got me a pedicure and my nails done just in case I might find me a real daddy for my babies at the club, I wanted to be ready!

I was set! My baby cousin, Marvellona, got to the house around 9:30 just like I asked her to. The kids were already in the fed and in the bed and watching SpongeBob. I told her she could have her boyfriend over but they betta not do nothing in my bed or on my couch either for that matter!

I got dressed, put on my make up, took one last look in the mirror and said, Damn, girl, you look good, what man wouldn’t want take care of you and yours! I dropped like it was hot just to make sure it looked sexy when I do it in what I had on. I was all good I was set!

I picked my girls up, Singria (yep, she was named after the wine), Mer’Cedesia (yep she was named for the car her Mom wanted when she was pregnant), and Listerina (yep,she was named after the mouthwash Listerine). Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, typical black names, right? Actually, we’re all different ethnicities! How about that!

Anyway, back to my story…..So we stopped by The Rib Shack and got some wings so we could put some grease on our stomachs so we wouldn’t get sick from drinking. We downed a few wings, stopped at the liquor store, got a bottle of Alize to get our buzz going and we were on our way!

We get to the club, sat in the parking lot and sipped on our Alize, finished it up and went into the club. We get inside, oh it was krunk up in there. Me and my girls were kicking it on the floor, we dancing, we got it hoppin’ to Kenny’s music. We doing the wobble and turn around and who do we see???……..Man-Man (my baby daddy) wearing the outfit I bought him last week for his birthday over against the wall talking to this big booty chick, paying for drinks, smiling and grinning all in her face like he want her. I’m heated! Two hundred twelve degrees Fahrenheit, boiling point! He told me he was going over to Boondog’s house to play poker that’s why he couldn’t babysit. That’s why Marvellona had to babysit. He lied to me, he’s cheating on me and I’m peaved!

I’m so upset I don’t know what to do! I run to the bathroom, my girls in tow. I sit in the bathroom stall bawling cause I just caught my man cheating on me. I’m wondering what my next move is going to be. Do I go HAM on them and check him and her, do I go home and pack his stuff and throw it out on the curb or what? My girls are down for whatever way I want to handle it, that’s for sure cause we got each other’s back like that! We are do or die chicks for life! We in the stall talking, drinking, and plotting and just when I get the courage up to go confront his @ss, I stand up, drunk as hell and fell right out and hit the wall, broke my nose which blacked both my eyes and chipped one of my front teeth! My girls went running out and got Man-Man who came in and scooped me up and took me home and lovingly nursed me back to health (cause that’s what Boos do).

I woke up the next morning, nose was crooked and swollen, both my eyes were black, one of my front teeth was chipped. But my Boo was right there with an ice pack and rubbing what was left of my quick weave hairstyle, the other half was laying on the dresser. I started going off on him as I started to remember what had gotten me to this state when Man-Man stopped me and explained to me that the girl he was talking to was his cousin! I felt so stupid after he told that. I should have known he wouldn’t be cheating on me, why would he, he said. He reminded me that I pay all the bills, I let him work when he wants to, I cook for him, I clean for him, I wash his dirty draws, I keep myself and my kids looking tight and I keep it right in the bedroom, so why would he want to cheat on me? I just smiled, even though it hurt to do so.

Even though he don’t work all the time and pay me my money to help take care of his kids, I love Man-Man! He a good dude!

He promised me as he was driving me to work on Monday that if I let him keep my car that he was going to look for a job and his cousin was going to help him! He said he was going to introduce us before but just never found the time to do it. She just moved here from another state and hasn’t gotten settled yet, but he promised to do it the next time the opportunity presented itself. He also said that when he gets a job, he’s going to buy me a ring and we gonna get married. So, you see, things aren’t always what they seem! The picture may have looked bad at first glance, but now since you know the story behind it, it takes on a whole new meaning doesn’t it? That’s why you they say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover! See, you thought after seeing that pic of me face down on the bathroom floor, that I was some dumb, drunk club chick passed out on the bathroom floor. Now after reading my story you know otherwise…………….right???

Comment by eleanora walker on May 25, 2011 at 2:07pm

This ypung lady probably just turned 21 . She thought finally Momma is gonna let me go to tha' club.she hooked up with her girlfriends.They wanted to try somethings to feel good. They stopped at the corner store,she asked the clerk about Some packages she saw(fake w$&@d) the clerk encouraged her to buy it,he told her she would be feeling great.So this young girl purchased it. Her friends asked her what was it,she told them they said,NO we don't mess with that. She was feeling good at the club,OH but now look at her in tha' club bathroom on the floor.She laid her cell phone and purse out,then she took her shoes off,she really thinks shes home in the bed. she has no clue! this floor is filled with all kinds of jerms,and maybe some diseases. this is a prime example not to buy those Fake drugs at those corner store,you really dont know what your buying,and the affects of them,I pray this tought this young lady a lesson.Maybe next time she will go to tha' club and just enjoy herself,with her own Natural high!! lessoned learned.

Comment by Joy Paday on May 25, 2011 at 1:38pm

SASHA RENEE!!!!!! (in my loudest voice) GET UP GIRL!!! This is no time to be taking a nap. I know you got sleep apnea and shigaddy...but no one else does! I told you to go to bed earlier last night, but NOoooo your behind had to have one more drink at the club. Now look at your crazy behind all sprawled out on the floor...and the dang bathroom floor at that. I can't take your crazy behind nowhere! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!! HELLO!!!! And look what you've got on. I told you not to wear those damn shoes with the 4"spikes. That's probably why your behind fell out in the first place...losing your balance and shigaddy! And what in the hell is that purse matching?? HMMM? And do you know how many germs and diseases are on that damn bathroom floor...you know mama taught you better than that. HMPH! I can't take your behind nowhere!!!! OMG!!!

Comment by mary a lee on May 25, 2011 at 12:53pm

Ok it seems this person started their day hoping to enjoy all of it. Well,in the end not so enjoyable. This person seems to be really out of it.hopefully this person doesnt think they are home in the bed.their shoes are off, and belongings to the side.maybe some kinda way she got ahold of some Bath Salt,they say it makes you hallucinate.this person is down and seems to be a lil' comfy under the camode.To me seems like a little bit of hallucination going on.you can buy all kinda of drugs nowadays at any corner store.maybe she stopped to get some before she made it to this stall that she think is het bedroom!!! i dont see this person being intoxicated,she would be down there any kind of way- sloppy.I feel she is on some kinda drug.when she wakes up her neck is really gonna be hurting,and i bet she wont do that drug again!!!!

Comment by Angela M. Walker on May 25, 2011 at 12:28pm

Obviously this individual has "fallen and she can't get up." 

She appears to have had a hard time keeping her balance, whether this is due to poor choices she made earlier that day or because of a previous altercation we won't know at this point,  but she seems to have made the decision that she would allow herself to fall into oblivion while she awaits assistance. This may have come about because she was seeking a place to rest herself and at the point that she reached her destination she lost her sense of equilibrium and was not able to maintain her balance so her only option was to allow herself to fall face first to the floor. She may not have had the opportunity to decide if this was the best place for her to fall because she was not consciously aware of her surroundings and when she wakes up she will have no earthly idea how she got in the position she is currently in.  

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