If A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words...Then....WOW!!

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Comment by Dominique Lamar Thomas on May 25, 2011 at 9:58am

sick, drunk, trifling, intoxicated, out of it, intoxicated
under the influence
wrecked
three sheets to the wind
crunkWassocked.
Trousered.
Hoovered.
Müllered.
Fruit Cornered.bollixed
langers
locked
flutered
mouldey

A bit on
A couple of chapters into the novel
A public mess
A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don't fall down)
About gone
About right
Afflicted
Afloat
Alcoholized
Alcoholled
Alkied-up
All gone
All gowed up
Ambushed
Annihilated
At peace with the floor
Backwards
Banged up on sauce (England)
Bassackwards
Beerified
Behind the cork
Beligerant
Belted
Bent
Besoffen (German)
Besotted
Bezopen (Flemish)
Bibacious
Blackout Drive (GI term)
Bladdered
Blasted
Bleary Eyed
Blitzed
Blitzkrieged
Blobbin'
Blotto (Ireland)
Blowin' a 2
Blowin' beer bubbles
Blown-away
Boiled
Bolloxed (Ireland)
Bombarded
Bombed
Boozed-up
Borracho (Spanish)
Brahms and List (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)
Brandy-faced
Broken
Buckled (Ireland)
Bull-dozed
Bullet (Tennessee)
Butt wasted
Buzzed
Can't see a hole in a ladder
Canceled
Caught the Irish flu
Chemically enhanced
Chemically imbalanced
Cockeyed
Cognacked
Comblasted
Comblinded
Corked-up
Count Drunkula
Cracked
Cranked
Crocked
Crushed
Cued up
Dead to the world
Derailed
Disorderly
Dizzy as a coot
Down the creek
Drita (Norwegian)
Driving home 'cause I can't fucking walk
Drucking Funk
Drunk as a skunk
Drunkity drunk
Drunky drunk
Embalmed
Envergado (Honduran)
Fears no man
Feeling Irish
Feeling no pain
Fermented
Fired-up
Flambéd
Floatin'
Floored
Flutered (Ireland)
Fractured
Frayed
Fried
Fubar
Fucked up
Fully kroizoned
Furschnickered
Gansado (Portuguese)
Gassed
Gassosa (Italian)
Gilded
Ginned-up
Glazed
Goggled
Gone
Gone Borneo
Gonzo
Good to go
Greased
Had tutu (two too) many
Half-cocked
Half-cut (Ireland)
Half-gone
Hammered
Happy
Has a package on
Has a perma smile
Hooched-up
Horizontal
How-came-you-so?
Hummin'
Humored
Hurting a turtle
Imbibed
Impaired
In a ditch
In rare form
In the ozone
In the gutter
Inebriated
Influenced
Intoxed
Intoxicated
Invincible
Jacked
Jazzed
Jazzed-up
Jiggered
JD'd to the max
Juiced
Just south of bejesus
K.O.'d
Keilazarus (Holland)
Keyed
La Femme Drunkita
Lazarus (Holland)
Leaked
Leanin'
Leg-less
Licked
Liquored up
Lit
Lit up
Langered (Ireland)
Loaded
Locked (Ireland)
Logged (Canadian, eh)
Looking like "Weekend At Bernie's"
Looped
Lubed up
Lubricated
Lushed
Lushed-up
Mareado (Spanish)
Marinated
Massacred
Merry (Ireland: drunk but can still walk)
Messed up
Mingin'(Scotland)
Not so Farfrompuken
Off of his trolley
Off ya face (Australia)
Off ya nut (Australia)
Ossified (Ireland)
Out of his mind
Out of his tree (Australia)
Out of it
Paralatic (Ireland)
Pealaid (S. Louisiana)
Pickled
Pie eyed
Pissed
Pissed as a fart
Pissed as a newt
Pissed out his face
Pissin'
Plastered
Plowed over
Poegaai (South Africa)
Poisoned
Polluted
Possessed
Put one on
Quaffed
Rat-arsed (London)
Redirected
Reekin' (Scottish)
Ripped
Roaring (Ireland)
Rocked
Rooked
Roped
Ruined
Rummed-up
Saturated
Sauced
Schlonkered
Schnockered
Schtumphy
Schwacked
Screwed
Scuppered
Seasoned
Seeing triple
Shellacked
Shickered (Australia)
Shit faced
Shithoused
Silly
Slambasted
Slammed
Slappin' happy
Slickered
Slobbered
Sloppy
Sloshed
Slozzled
Smashed
Smoked
Smuckered
Smurfed Up
Snockered
So lit you could read by him
So wet he ripples
Soaked
Sodden
Sotally Tober
Sotted
Soused
Sozzled
Spanked
Squashed
Squiffy
Stewed
Stinko
Stinky
Stocious (Ireland)
Stonato (Italian)
Stoned
Stooped
Strontzat (Flemish)
Stuk in men Kloten (Flemish)
Stupid
Stupified
Tanglefooted
Tanked
Tanked-up
Tatered
Tepo (Spanish)
Three sheets to the wind
Throwed off
Tied one on
Tipped
Tipsey
To' up from the flo' up
Toasted
Topped off
Torqued
Totalled
Toxed
Toxic
Trashed
Trollied
Trounced
Tuned up
Tweeked
Umbriacco (Italian)
Under the influence
Under the table
Unk-dray
Unsober
Vulcanized
Wasted
Wearing a wobbly boot (Australia)
Well oiled
Well-bottled
Wet
Whiskey-frisky
Whiskeyfied
Wicked retarded (Boston)
Wired-up
Wobbly
Wrecked
Ziced
Zipped
Zonked

scuttered
Crunch Cornered.
smashed
pissed
stupid
whacked
****-housed
******-up
bombed
faded
blitzed
tanked
totaled
tipsy
buzzed
blasted
****-faced
seeing double
sloshed
bashed
liquored up
plowed
tight
loose
messed-up
toasted
annihilated
laced
juiced
slammed
soused
slammeredwrecked, sh*itfaced, beer goggled, sloshed, done, and whacked.
trashed
loadedburnt, plunged, Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted, Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies,drunken, high, inebriate, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, soused, tipsy, wasted, hammered, smashed, plastered, loopy.Buzzed, pissed drunk, smashed, loaded, toasted,blind, bombed, boozed, boozy, crocked, high, lit (up), looped, pickled, pixilated, besotted boiled-as-an-owl
plastered, potted, sloshed, smashed, soused, stinking, stinko, stoned, tight, zonked,befuddled woozy under-the-weatherbacchanalian, bacchanal, bacchic, carousing, orgiasticbeerybesotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, cockeyed, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wetpotty, tiddly, tipsybibulous, boozy, drunken, sottishdoped, drugged, narcotized, narcotisedhalf-seas-overhigh, mellowhopped-up, stoned.....  well here it is kenny.

Comment by Garry Taylor on May 25, 2011 at 9:55am

It look like she could not wait to get her nap on this looks like a good place to lay down on the job or I can't wait to  out of here so I can go to bed but I can go to sleep anywhere I want to.Ha! Ha!

Comment by DONNA HILL on May 25, 2011 at 9:52am

I see a girl who is passed out pissy DRUNK!!!!!!  to no end, she was trying to fix her hair and got dizzy, threw up and passed out on the floor to get some rest.  (i know i passed out like that once from a drunken stupor)

Comment by Vera Mays on May 25, 2011 at 9:47am

Kenny I think he should win - there are a thousand words and each one of them can be description of the picture- each person sees it differently.  You said "words" and thats what he gave you.

 

Just my two cents

Comment by Dollar Billsko on May 25, 2011 at 9:46am

she was trying to puke, but ended up o the floor. From the streaks on the floor, she must've slipped and fell while trying to puke. DAYUM!

Comment by Karen W. Loney on May 25, 2011 at 9:45am

fake, phony, headless, maniquin, stupid, drunk, drunken stooper, sleep, dead, tired, sad, nasty,crazy, silly, whack, petty, unrecoginable, interesting, pathetic, funny, side hurting  comedy laughter,

Comment by Kenny Smoov on May 25, 2011 at 9:42am

DaGrnEydBandit - Can I get an actual description of the photo.  These are just a bunch of words.  A Sentence that turn into paragraphs, that turn into a description would be nice.

Comment by Randolph John Cockrell Jr on May 25, 2011 at 9:36am

Finding her contact lens can't be that important.

Comment by DaGrnEydBandit on May 25, 2011 at 9:31am

i think thats a wrap kenny...first one to comment and over 1000 words hook me up!!! :)

Comment by DaGrnEydBandit on May 25, 2011 at 9:28am

man 1000 words to describe this picture hmmm...

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