How's About Some Doritos Chicken Wings

Do you love Doritos®? Do you love Taco Bell®'s Doritos® Loco Taco®? Do you love Buffalo Wild Wings®? Have you ever wondered why they have like a bajillion wing flavors, but no Doritos®-related corporate tie-ins? Well, friend, do I have good news for you.

The ubiquitous wing joint and PepsiCo—the second-largest food and beverage company in the world, which owns Frito-Lay, Quaker, Tropicana, Gatorade, and much more—just inked a partnership deal guaranteeing some potentially ghastly new uses for partially hydrogenated soybean oil, phenylalanine, and other awesome ingredients in Pepsi products.