HOT MESS OF THE DAY: A Fake Lil' Wayne for My Blind Son

If your son were blind and wanted his favorite rapper to perform at his birthday party, would you hire an imposter and tell him it was the real deal? If you answered yes, then you're a hot mess like this parent who recently went on Craigslist looking for a Lil' Wayne impersonator.
The desperate parent wrote, "My son is blind, so you do not need to look like the rapper, just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don't care if you are 67 and Jewish -- if you can sing the songs, you're hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience. Video of you performing as Lil' Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible, we can arrange for a live audition."
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