FML: Mom Arrested For Letting Her Daughter Get SLIZZARD!!

Police say a Houston woman left her 20-month-old child unattended, and the toddler then drank the alcoholic beverage Four Loko. Lashawanda Allen, 32, has been charged in the incident with endangering a child -- which is a felony offense.

The baby had a blood alcohol level of .09 from consuming the beverage. That's high enough to get you busted for diving under the influence, but hopefully the bad mamma wouldn't allow her baby to do that