1. “Fancy,” Iggy Azalea Featuring Charli XCX. (What it says about you is too profane to print.)
2. “Problem,” Ariana Grande Featuring Iggy Azalea. “You’re a car singer, aren’t you? Sure, that guy just flipped you off as he sped around you, but whatevs. Forget him, girl! You’ve got one less problem without him!”
3. “Summer,” Calvin Harris. “You’re a sensitive guy…Like Calvin Harris, you erroneously think the plural of leaf is ‘leafs.’”
4. “Ain’t It Fun,” Paramore. “You actually don’t hate this band and you're at least a decade too old to admit that.”
5. “Am I Wrong,“ Nico & Vinz. “You really, really, really miss Akon.”
6. “Turn Down For What,” DJ Snake & Lil Jon. “You really should try to do less coke.”
7. “Me and My Broken Heart,” Rixton. “You’re a painful bore.”
8. “Not A Bad Thing,” Justin Timberlake. “You iron and crease your jeans and use way too much hair gel.”
9. ”All Of Me,” John Legend. “You’re an intelligent person with decent taste in music.”
10. “Birthday,” Katy Perry. “You’re an a**hole.”
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