DAVE CHAPPELLE DEEMED A SAFETY RISK...WTF??

Any old bathroom won't do for Dave Chappelle.

The comedian reportedly "freaked out" during a flight, repeatedly entering the cockpit to ask how much longer before they landed. The pilot deemed Chappelle a safety risk, made an emergency landing and kicked him off the private plane. Chappelle's rep says he was ill -- and the plane's rest room was "not the kind he needed."