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A New Company Will Break Up With Someone For You . . . For Under $40

If you think breaking up with someone using a text message is impersonal, this takes that to the next level. Now you can hire a COMPANY to dump someone for you with a text message.

 

A place called The Breakup Shop is offering to break up with someone FOR you, and it'll cost less than $40.

 

They have several options. The cheapest is a breakup text for $10 . . . the most expensive are a phone call or a personalized letter, both of which cost right around $30 . . . or $40 if put a 2-hour rush on it.

 

You can also pay to add on a gift to help the person get over you . . . they offer things like Netflix gift cards, "The Notebook" on Blu-Ray, and cookies.

 

If you're not looking to end your relationship, but think you're pretty good at dumping people, they're also HIRING. You can be a freelancer who writes breakup texts, emails, and letters. But there's no word on how much they'll pay.

 

You can check out the service at BreakupShop.com.

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