Water plant employee caught taking a piss in the water system

A 52-year-old Schuylkill County (Pa.) Water Plant employee was caught urinating into the town's water supply the other day, and was subsequently arrested for tampering with a public water system, institutional vandalism and criminal mischief. "Upon entering the filtering room…the Chief Water Operator observed the accused urinating into filter unit # 2," reported the Allentown Morning Call. Allentown? More like Urinetown!