Iowa Pastor & Wife says, "Jesus Is My Nigga"

There are these times when brain does not know whether to laugh, cry or get enraged. Pastor Jim Colerick from West Dubuque, Iowa’s now defunct West Dubuque 2nd Church of Christ took one of these times to let the youth of Iowa know Jesus Christ was his “n*gga.”

In a video, which looks as dated as America’s Funniest Home Videos entrants, the Pastor and his wife bounce, mean mug, booty shake and an assortment of other maneuvers while a they rap over a beat fresh from 1971. According to the pastor’s wife:

If another MC says you’re a freak, you’re a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak.

‘I don’t get mad and I don’t critique, I forgive him and turn the other cheek.

‘I don’t blaspheme and I don’t brag, I don’t cuss and my pants don’t sag.’

What she refers to as “Christian swag”.

With an elderly man manually operating a smoke machine behind him, Pastor Colerick uses his verse to denounce sinful individuals and take on a certain Hip Hop legend:

I preach the word, that’s my gig

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG

All the other MC’s, I wish them well,

But if you live in sin, you’ll burn in hell.