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Remember the episode of Sex & The City where Carrie gets dumped ... by post-it note? (I watch Sex & The City...SO WHAT!!)
10. On Vacation: Great, you've now wasted time and money -- and now you're stuck out of the state -- or even the country -- with this person. And getting out of there will cost you more time and money.
9. In A Text Message: The text is the modern-day version of the Post-It.
8. On Facebook: Tagged with "another woman"? Status changed to "single"? A Post-It note has more class.
7. Around The Family: Don't make it a family affair -- you'll seriously regret it.
6. At A Wedding: Seriously? You decide to break up with someone on a day that is the ultimate celebration of love and commitment?!
5. At Your "Special Place": No place you've both deemed special to your relationship is an acceptable place to break it off. Let "crappy break-up place" be different.
4. In Bed: Talk about ruining the mood. At least wait until you're clothed -- so someone can flee if they want.
3. On Valentine's Day: Seriously ... if things aren't going well, pick one of the 13 days before the day celebrating love.
2. By Doing Nothing: Simply vanishing -- no note, no calls, no anything -- may just be the worst way to handle a breakup. It is definitely the WIMPIEST. If you do this, you are weak.
1. By Cheating: Why is cheating worse than "nothing (#2)"? Action without finding the courage to take real action (honestly breaking up with someone) is even wimpier, meaner, and ... worse.
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