Kenny Smoov's Blog – May 2013 Archive (84)

It’s the dreaded swimsuit season: most women struggle to find that perfect suit…and in the journey to dig it up out of some remote corner where it’s hiding out, you try on a lot of unflattering duds…that can make you feel AWFUL about yourself.

Well, it’s time to take back our bodies and DESTROY…

Prior to Tuesday night's Game 2 between the San Antonio Spurs and Memphis Grizzlies, only Rajon Rondo had racked up at least 18 assists in a playoff game since 2007. Tony Parker changed that, handing out a career-high 18 dimes in a 93-89 overtime victory.

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It should be self-explanatory -- but if you're too squeamish to click, Jesse cut off the tip of his right pinky. Right under the nail. It's real gnarly, so click at your own risk.

He posted the photo on his Instagram, along with the caption, "Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy."

As for what happened --…

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The recently-opened Shimmy Club has installed the spyglass – normally associated with police interrogations – in two of its £800-a-time private function rooms.

A spokesman for the Glasgow venue, owned by millionaire entrepreneur…

A church in Dayton, Ohio gave out free $25 Chik-fil-A gift cards to straight married couples attending its "Day to Honor Biblical Marriage" event. An ad for the event was picked up by Reddit…

Waiting tables is a generally thankless profession, unless you happen to have a particularly cheery disposition. Occasionally though, the humanity prevails to give one devoted waiter or waitress something that's not in the family of being sexually harassed. You know, like a really. big. fat. tip.

On Sunday,…

Miss Kerry Washington‘s year just continues to get better! The “Scandal” star was awarded an Honorary Doctorate Degree today from her Alma Mater George Washington University. She also gave the keynote address to the graduates of 2013.

Said Washington,

“In real life, I’m just an actor. I play…

According to TMZ, New York Jets running back Michael Goodson was arrested early this morning in New Jersey after he was allegedly found to be in possession of a loaded handgun and some…

Prince has signed a new partnership deal with Kobalt Music Group. The soul-rocker, long known for his difficult relations with record companies -- and digital outlets such as YouTube -- will also produce other artists.

In a statement, Kobalt president Richard Sanders says, "This new venture gives Prince the flexibility and freedom he's always…

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OJ Simpson is already planning life after jail -- despite the fact that his conviction has yet to be overturned -- and priority numero uno: a massive college speaking tour to line his pockets.

Simpson is gunning for a retrial in his 2007 armed robbery case, for which he's currently serving out a 33-year-sentence. If a new trial happens, and his conviction is…

The San Antonio Spurs survived and with much margin for error at that, despite Tim Duncan going 3-of-9 from the floor and scoring six points. They dropped the Memphis Grizzlies, 105-83, behind a three-point shooting blitz that was set up in the first quarter and finished off with a 32-point final quarter.

A 14-for-29 shooting night from long range gave the Spurs a…

A high school student from California has created a way to charge cell phones completely in just 20-30 seconds.

Eesha Khare, 18, of Saratoga, California, recently won the $50,000 Intel Foundation Young Scientist Award for her fast-charging device.

The device uses a supercapacitor that can store a lot of energy into a small space. It is capable of 10,000…

Blue Ivy's gonna be a big sis!

That's right: Superstar supermom Beyoncé is expecting her second child with hubby Jay-Z, multiple sources exclusively confirm to E! News.

The news follows rampant speculation that the "Countdown" songbird was pregnant, even as the couple remained tight-lipped about their ever-growing family.

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A New York City couple whose two children police say were fatally stabbed by their nanny are expecting a baby boy.

Kevin and Marina Krim announced the happy news on their Facebook page for the Leo and Lulu Fund, created in memory of 6-year-old Lulu and 2-year-old Leo.

The children were found dead in the bathtub of their Upper West Side apartment on Oct.…

The New York Knicks stayed alive in the Eastern Conference semifinals with a 85-75 in a Game 5 win over the Indiana Pacers at Madison Square Garden Thursday night.

The best-of-seven series resumes Saturday at Indiana at 8 p.m.

Carmelo Anthony led the Knicks with 28 points on 12-of-28…

Pizza Deliveryman Accused of Selling $40K in Cocaine, Hiding Drug in Pizza Boxes

A Papa John's delivery man has been arrested for allegedly selling more than $40,000 in cocaine hidden in pizza boxes to undercover police officers he met near his home and outside the Brooklyn restaurant where he works, prosecutors said.

Ramon Rodriguez, 45, was charged…

Pregnant reality star planning June 2 bash, according to E! News.

Kim Kardashian's baby with Kanye West is due in July.

Like any other expectant mother, Kim Kardashian is ready to celebrate the impending birth of her baby with a shower. E! News reports that the famous mom-to-be just sent out fancy invitations for her June 2 baby bash.

And, because…