SIGNS HE WON'T BE GOOD IN BED

Writer Wendy Atterberry at TheFrisky.com has come up with a list of warning signs that he'll be lousy in the sack. Check it out ...

1. He still sleeps in a single bed.
2. He has bad breath.
3. He owns Star Wars bedding.
4. When he kisses you, the only part of his body that moves is his tongue.
5. He can't maintain eye contact with you.
6. You've been out with him four times and he hasn't made a move yet.
7. He eats with his fingers.
8. He constantly brags about his sexual prowess.
9. He checks out his reflection in store windows.
10. Three words: puka shell necklace.

Just Asking ... Do you know immediately if a guy will be good in bed? What are the clues? What are some signs that he will be terrible as a lover?