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Pick Up Lines for Women To Use On MEN...time to Flip The Script!

 

10 PICK UP LINES FOR WOMEN TO USE ON MEN

  1. Hi (yeah, sometimes this is all it takes)
  2. Is that a keg in your pants, because I'm trying to tap that.
  3. You've been a bad boy! Now go to my room!
  4. I've been looking for a man with a VCR -- RY CUTE REAR
  5. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
  6. I may not be WILMA, but I can sure make your bedrock.
  7. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  8. Reach in the back of their shirt and look at the tag and then say: Just what I thought, made in heaven.
  9. Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
  10. My lips won't kiss themselves you know ...

 

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Jay SandersPermalink Reply by Jay Sanders on October 7, 2010 at 9:44am
LAME!!!! I'd laff at a gal for these corny azz lines, but if she bad, Mr.Gspot GPS wit Oral instructions will be activated
Super Sexy in '09Permalink Reply by Super Sexy in '09 on November 22, 2010 at 4:07pm
HAHAHAAAAAA....all of these suck. Try again.Only the first one works for me.
BrandiPermalink Reply by Brandi on December 16, 2010 at 7:14pm

Those are for corn balls  !

Might I suggest  :

MUST BE A RECESS IN HEAVEN !!!!!!!  (EPIC)

I haven't tried it yet maybe that is why I am still single . LOL .

 

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