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How Well Do You Know The Movie "The COLOR PURPLE"


 

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Ms. Celie! You told Harpo to beat me! All my life I had to fight! I had to fight my brothers. I luvs me some Harpo--Lord knows I do! But I'll kill him dead before Iet him beat me!
1. You sholl is ugly
2. He died on top of me
3. Shug Shug she pretty
4. Any mo mail come yet
5. Could be Could be not
6. Lean Back
7. She finsta shave Mister
8. You told Harpo to beat me
9. Did I ever ask you for anythang
10. Not even your sorry as hand in marriage
1.You told Harpo to beat me
2.You show is ugly!
3.I done sat in that jail till I near bout rot to death
4.Nothing but death can keep me from it
5.Nettie said to Mr: What ya doin? (when he assaulted her)
6.Everything you done to me I already done to you
7.I may be poor, black, ugly, but I'm here!
8.I never asked you for anything even your sorry ass hand in marriage
9.Why you cover your smile Mrs. Celie?
10.Hell No!, I said Hell No!
1-All my life I had to fight....had to fight my brothers, had to fight my uncles, had to fight my daddy!
2-Til you do right by me, all you do is gone fail
3-If he wasn't yo' boy, he might make someone a half-way decent MAN!
4-Next time I'll put a lil Shug Avery pee in his drank!
5-I's Married NOW!!
6-You ain't nothin' but a big 'ol HEFFA!
7- Ewwwww, you shole is UGLY!
8-All you fit do do is be someone's maid!
9-These children are so clean...won't you come to my house...and be my maid??
10-Nothin' but death can keep me from it!


There ya go Kenny....10 Color Purple 1-liners! :-)
1. You told Harpo to beat me
2. You shol is ugly
3. Harpo? Who dis woman?
4. The dead has arisen
5. Daddy, I's married now
6. Me and you us never part ma ke da da
7. I might be ugly but I'm here
8. Soon as I seen't you in that store I knows theres a God
9. Until you do good by me nothing you do is gonna work
10. Beat Mister now and think about Heaven later.
you told harpo to beat me. i had she got that nasty women disease. this is our juke joint now and you just a big old heffer. you sho is ugly., thats a mule print.,sinners have soul to daddy., i said helll naw., yall was some rotten kids., the dead has arizen., me and you will never part., the jail you built for me is the jail you gone rot in.,
Ok Kenny....10 more!

1-This house ain't been cleaned right since my first wife died!
2-When was the last time you combed their hair?
3-Ohhh, it's gone rain on yo head!
4-Just ain't right for someone to put the color purple in a field and people not notice it!
5-Miss Celie...how a pair of paints that fit her gone fit me?
6-I'm gone drive you home, so you can see yo' churrin fo' Christmas.
7-It's so many of dem....how we gone read 'em all?
8-Miss Celie...dat mean you still a virgin!
9-Harpo, dis here OUR JUKE JOINT!
10-Boy, what's wrong wit ya? Chickens in da house, fields overgrown...what ya need is a woman in here!
Albert, Ms. Celie is going to Memphis with us, ova my dead body..well your dead body is just the welcome that I need. Whatcha gone do? Go down and be Shugs maid, or maybe aweep out the caboose..hahaha..Anymore words to come? could be, could be not, who's to say?(she pulls the knife on him) Ms. Celie don'tttt, Don't do it Ms. Celie,he ain't worth it.
#2 (SING) God is trying to tell you something, mabe Gods trying to tell you something right, Im gonna praise yo name, God is trying to tell you something, I'll praise yo nameeee, maybe Gods trying to tell you something right now.(In the church Shug hugs her dad and says "She daddy, sinner have soul too" Maybe Gods trying to tell you something right now.....
Ok Kenny....this is my last set of 10 :-)

1-My name's not Squeak...it's Mary Agnes!
2-Miss Celie...it's not worth it, put down the knife!
3-Miss Sophia's home now! It's gone be some changes 'round here!
4-He left me the money...this house belonged to your real daddy though.
5-See daddy...sinner's have soul too!
6-What is this? (pointing) mister...M-I-S-T-E-R, mister
7-I gotta go to school....please, I gotta go to school
8-NO, please don't make her leave!
9-I got two kids, one they took when I was sleeping, the other they took right out my arms.
10-Her name OL-LIVIA....don't those eyes look like they belong to someone "old"??
"You sho is ugly!"
"you told Harpo to beat me!"
"...my kids is in Africa!"
"See daddy...sinners have soul too!"
"Howd he die?..."
"Can Nettie stay?"
"Mista...M I S T E R period!"
"I gotta go to school!"
"She fixing to shave mista!"
"This here our juke koint!"

That's 10!!! lol
1. I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here.

2. All my life I had to fight.

3. I loves Harpo, God knows I do But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.

4. She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease.

5. Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til I near about done rot to death.

6. Nettie and my kids be comin' home soon, and when they get here we gonna' set around and whip your ass.

7. Till you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna' fail.

8. Shug like honey, and now, I's just like a bee.

9. I's married now!

10. You just a big ol' heifer!
STOP EVERYTHING YOU DONE TO ME,I ALREADY DONE YOU!

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