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It's a sad fact -- but eventually you might have to face the fact that too-tight tank tops and super low-rise jeans are just too young looking for you.
Here are 10 items you might want to think about putting back in the closet ... or donating to your daughter or niece!
1. Message T-Shirts
2. Too-Trendy Denim
3. Costume Shoes
4. Micro-mini Skirts
5. Anything Showing Excessive Cleavage
6. White, Ribbed Cotton Tank Tops
7. Hair Gadgets
8. Oversized, Overly-Decorated Hobo Bags
9. Cheap, Unflattering Underwear
10. Loud Accessories
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#11. If your over a certain weight or age under no circumstances should you ever....ever,ever put on a pair of tights.
Lots of people have big behinds but if it ain't in shape and it looks more like a bag of wet laundry you need to give it up. Just stick to wearing skirts down passed your knees and pants...Please!!!
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